You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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