Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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