did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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