chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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