I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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