And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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