i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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