i would punch a child for taco bell
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
