so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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