I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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