part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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