YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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