I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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