If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
third nipple confirmed
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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