I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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