everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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