And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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