Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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