So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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