i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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