he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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