who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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