Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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