Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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