We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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