I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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