We named our party play list daddy issues
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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