FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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