"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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