I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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