i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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