like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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