i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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