i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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