She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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