I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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