Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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