I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
there is glitter all over my balls
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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