everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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