And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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