so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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