so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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