I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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