There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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