Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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its like you know when i get waxed
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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