i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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