I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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