But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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