we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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