My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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