Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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